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Accept that you like animals more than people, 2018 -
Travel back in time to September 10th, 2001, 2018
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Turn anyone gay with just the power of your handshake, 2018
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Let's play genocide, 2018
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Get along with your boss, 2018
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Avoid running into your ex, 2018
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Dehydrated, freeze-dried weiner schnitzel for your next trip to space, 2018
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Understand the Scottish accent, 2018
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Turn your mother into the world's biggest Nickelback fan, 2018
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Instant jihad, 2018
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Understand video art, 2018
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Cook crystal meth in the privacy of your own home, 2018
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Find Afghanistan on a globe or a folded map, 2017
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Assemble Ikea furniture without getting into a fight, 2016
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Imagine the world without white people, 2016
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Make wedding speeches feel shorter, 2016
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Mask your identity in public and online with this Teflon-coated implant, 2016
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Understand why tomato juice tastes better on airplanes, 2015
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Make your child enjoy eating vegetables, 2014
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Look and feel British, 2013
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Win at rock, paper, scissors, 2013
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Accept and love your transgender child, 2012
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Get rid of your fear of puppets, 2011
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Attract your soulmate instantly, 2011
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Choose the perfect burka instantly, 2011
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Have absolute faith in your writing talent, 2011
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Pay off your mortgage or car loan, 2011
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Control and levitate objects with only the power of your mind, 2011
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Control your urge to drunk call your friends, family and ex's, 2011
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Train your budgie to sing "Stairway to heaven", 2011
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Discover your true purpose in life, 2011
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Is your child really asleep?, 2011
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Fake suicide bomb detonator, 2011
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Reconnect with your childhood passions and dreams, 2011
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Accept your homosexuality, 2010
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Instant Quebecois accent, 2010
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Is it time to break up?, 2010
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Write the perfect suicide note, 2010
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Feel completely at ease with your bodily functions, 2009
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Heal from the time you saw your parents having sex, 2009
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Get along with your stepmother instantly, 2009
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Trust in the goodness of all mankind, 2009
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Remember the names and faces of everyone you've ever slept with, 2009
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Be a perfect mother, 2008
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D.I.Y. surrealist sculpture, 2008
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Enjoy Christmas with your friends and family, 2008
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Fake your own death, 2008
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Feel a renewed sense of hope and patriotism for the United States, 2008
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Instant snowball, 2008
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Instant suburbs hair, 2008
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Make your cat sing like Celine Dion, 2008
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Unravel the mysteries of the Universe, 2008
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Read a roadmap right the first time, 2008
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Trick grey hair, 2008
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Accept that you're absolutely alone, 2006
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Control your family, 2006
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Enjoy foreign films, 2006
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Feel perfectly relaxed in any situation, 2006
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Get a ride quickly every time you hitch-hike, 2006
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Instant therapy, 2006
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Instant twin pills, 2006
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Make instant contact with UFO's and aliens, 2006
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Remember where you left your keys, 2006
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Teach your German Shepherd 8 tricks, 2006
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Remember your dreams, 2006
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Understand public sculpture, 2006
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Universally-sized missing puzzle piece, 2006
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Make your wife think she likes camping, 2005
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Be invisible instantly, 2005
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Remember your first blowjob, 2005
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Become a millionaire the old fashioned way, 2004
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Have the courage of a suicide bomber, 2004
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Instant baby-sitter, 2004
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Instant rehab for drunks and druggies, 2004
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Accept that you've had a baby, 2003
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Act natural around your ex-husband's new boyfriend, 2003
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Be a television repairman, 2003
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Be born again, 2003
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Convert to judaism instantly, 2003
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D.I.Y. sex change kit for men, 2003
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